Please, please do bad things to me!
Sorry I missed the write up last week. I didn’t even notice it until I started typing this weeks episode up. Oh well!
Sooooooooo…what’s been going on?
I’m glad you asked!
Lafayette & Jesus: Nothing could have been cuter than Layfayette being all gaga over Jesus. From the moment Jesus walks into Merlott’s the gals in my house were full of “Awwwwww!”
After a few games of pool, much flirting, some cooking and a make out session in the car, Jesus and Lafayette end up at Lafayette’s place, where another make out session is prematurely interrupted by some vandals beating the shit out of our favorite cooks brand new ride. A fight ensues and as Jesus pulls Lafayette off the foolish redneck, he comes to realize that Lafayette’s a drug dealer. Apparently that’s a deal breaker and he asks to be taken to his car.
I’m hoping things will change here, because they might have been thecutest couple I’ve ever seen.
Jason: Jason goes on a quest to find the redneck girl, tracks her down, and then is surprised when she pretends she doesn’t know him. I know what this story line is all about, and it’s my least favorite. Unfortunately, if I talk about it, it’ll spoil the entire thing so I’ll just leave it at that. Also, Jason beating the shit out of that kid is just stupid. I kinda wanted Jason to get his ass beat, but maybe that’s just me.
Sam and the crazy family: Sam asks Tommy if his dad is beating him up and Tommy says no. Sam’s concerned about the scars on his body, and tells Tommy he’s going to HAVE to talk to him. Sam’s mom comes into Sam’s trailer and asks to speak with Tommy. She tells him he’s going to have to compete in the ‘circuits’ for money because that’s the only way the family can support themselves. She says that Sam is blood but not family and that Sam looks down his nose at them. Tommy agrees to do what his mom wants.
Arlene then mentions later to Sam that he’s full of shit for allowing a Pit Bull in the rental houses when she can’t even have a hamster. Sam realizes suddenly that the scars on Tommy are from dogfighting and he calls Andy to come down immediately. Andy says there are no dogfighting rings in Bon Temps but after pressure from Sam, tells him there are some rings in nearby parishes. Sam flies out of there like a bat out of hell, looking to rescue his brother.
Eric: Eric cracked me the hell up this week. His entire ‘flamboyantly gay’ persona he tried to play this week was hysterical. Surely the King doesn’t think for a SECOND that Eric is for real. Eric’s flashbacks about his family’s deaths are telling, though– and one gets the idea that Eric thinks the king is the one who killed his family. My guess is it’s probably, but I don’t know for sure.
Anyway, Eric plays along with the kings wants, but we all know that he’s going along to save Pam. Further, we know that Eric won’t allow Sookie to get hurt. His whole “YOU MEAN NOTHING TO MEEEEEE!” just screamed of bullshit. Eric and Sookie love scene, plox!!!
The King/Eric/Sookie/Tara/Crazy Vamp: The Crazy Vamp has Tara held captive. Sookie screams her whole ‘I GOTTA SAVE BILLLLL!’ drama that she hollers about in every episode. Eric continues to play by the kings rules. The King proposes to the Queen of Louisiana and she refuses. Eric almost beats the fuck out of her at the Kings request. The Queen agrees to marry the king. The king says they will stay in her home for the day, and will go save Pam asap. Tara beats the shit out of the crazy vampire and escapes his room (didn’t she learn she had to stake him through the heart or chop his head off and burn him?!?), and helps Sookie escape the kings house. Sookie goes to find Bill, and Tara runs into a very naked Alcide. They go to grab the car or some such nonsense. Sookie runs in and sees Bill in a bloody mess on the floor and then that bitch Lorena comes in and throws her into the wall and is about to bite her.
This week’s episode was pretty good– but the episode next week looks AWESOME!!!!!